me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude
A masterpiece like Peavy’s needs some defensive gems like these.
"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
hs freshman straight boys: have u ever heard of the penis game?
*seductively* water makes me wet
you are a dude
maybe you arent aware how water works