I'm Not Sorry

I'm still very bummed out that we don't have a church devoted to worshiping Buster Posey.

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postcumming:

where is the lie
me: (thinks something mean)
me: dont be fucking rude
miss-sakamoto:

I don’t give a shit what this article say, I will never stop seducing men by bellowing at them with my megaphone

sfgiants:

A masterpiece like Peavy’s needs some defensive gems like these. 

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: sexlesslovers, via zackisontumblr)

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

(via zackisontumblr)

hs freshman straight boys: have u ever heard of the penis game?

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

(via aduhm)