I'm still very bummed out that we don't have a church devoted to worshiping Buster Posey.

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

lakidaa:

i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

tvdotcom:

American Horror Story: Freak Show Photo Recap

combeferret:

yo but this says so much about rape when a woman would literally rather be around a murderer than a rapist


Me, everyday.

Me, everyday.

bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

unclefather:

mom: are you high?

me: image

hanari-502:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE

hanari-502:

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEST ONE